March 2009
1 post
oh shit!
onemoretimewithfeeling:
fmylife:
Today, me and my boyfriend came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we proceeded to have sex. Just as it was getting good my phone rings. It was a text from my mom, “Quiet down. Even your father can tell your faking.” FML
February 2009
1 post
January 2009
2 posts
December 2008
5 posts
:::click me::: →
oncealways:
A funny thing happens when you copy and paste this character into a text editor.
November 2008
10 posts
Drinking water
So I work at a restaurant in a big city where we have these industrial water purifiers, for the water we serve and it just hits me maybe the reason why we are not immune to some things is, because we purify the hell out of our water where some of that bacteria lies so instead of introducing it gradually to our bodies which the water would have done when we do come in contact with it we...
This is straight up amazing. →
kanamit:
singlescoop:
(via frangry) BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh jaysus, I needed this so bad. This guy is my hero!
too good. haha.
If you don’t have time for anything else you have to read this its hilarious. It made my day.
I can Breath
The ton of bricks I called Bush for the last 8 years has been obstructing my air its like he was stealing everything, and now Obama is finally here and now I’m breathing and soon we will see the change, The future looks so bright we need sunglasses.
Happy
Happy First day of the second to the last month of 2008, or in short happy November 1st!
October 2008
24 posts
Hello
Happy Halloween! My favorite holiday. Hope everyone stays safe and gets the shit scared out of them at least once today!
Anyone Know
Where I can find some moving boxes for free I tried the liquor stores but I live in a college town and they use them for deliveries any other suggestions?
Good morning!
Good Morning Tumblr world to most of you this is the weekend, to me this is my monday I will be working 36 hours in the next 3 days so I’ll miss all the weekend action while making money hope I’m not forgotten. Have a great weekend.
So I am watching
I’m watching the new episode of Supernatural and when Dean Screams I almost died from laughing so hard.
its been a while
I know I haven’t been a good tumblr girl, but since my birthday I found that my job is not paying enough for the travel it takes to get there, and both of my puffer fish died, and I had a baby scare, so now that all that happened, and its done and over with can we get back to life on here again. I want to be on taps I love the show and I think it would be fun to go to the places they do and...
September 2008
70 posts
Thinking of stuff
My birthday is saturday and I’m working a double the down side of being a waitress when you know the business is going to be good and rent is due this weekend.
